The Florida Winter Beanie
To buy a woolly hat in a place where the air itself sweats is an act of near-heroic optimism. This is not a beanie for today; it is an act of faith for that one hypothetical day in January when the mercury might dip below 70°F.
By purchasing this, you are telling the universe you believe in a distant future that may require a warm covering for your head. The embroidered moustache is just a charming flourish on your ancient ritual of preparing for a winter that may never actually arrive.
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TaxStache
- Email: taxstache-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.