The Portable Moustache Sweatshirt
Consider this sweatshirt less a piece of clothing and more a traveling museum exhibit for the baffling art of the moustache. Each style raises important questions: Did the man who committed to "The Toothbrush" apply that same unnerving precision to his tax filings?
This ridiculously comfortable, fleece-lined field guide invites such speculation, celebrating an era when men saw their upper lip not just as skin, but as a canvas for follicular greatness. Or, you know, a Walrus.
More details
- 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (9 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TaxStache
- Email: taxstache-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.