The Portable Moustache Sweatshirt

Consider this sweatshirt less a piece of clothing and more a traveling museum exhibit for the baffling art of the moustache. Each style raises important questions: Did the man who committed to "The Toothbrush" apply that same unnerving precision to his tax filings?

This ridiculously comfortable, fleece-lined field guide invites such speculation, celebrating an era when men saw their upper lip not just as skin, but as a canvas for follicular greatness. Or, you know, a Walrus.