The Time Machine Sweatshirt
Warning: This sweatshirt is a time machine.
Its perfectly faded, impossibly soft fleece is a powerful catalyst for nostalgia, inducing phantom scents of childhood basements and the distinct screech of a dial-up modem. You'll become a walking portal to a simpler time—when the tax code was a slim pamphlet, not a multi-volume epic.
So purchase for the supreme comfort, but be emotionally prepared to discuss the price of gas in 1992 with complete strangers.
More details
- 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (9 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TaxStache
- Email: taxstache-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.