The Default Setting Hoodie

$55.00

Your brain is a finite resource. After a day spent navigating the labyrinthine tax code, the last decision you want to make is what to wear.

 This hoodie is your new default setting—a strategic retreat from the tyranny of choice that requires zero mental energy to deploy. Think of it as a recovery tool for your over-taxed mind.

The embroidered moustache says it all: "My cognitive capacity is currently reserved for higher functions. Like spreadsheets."

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.