The Time Machine Sweatshirt

$62.00

Warning: This sweatshirt is a time machine.

Its perfectly faded, impossibly soft fleece is a powerful catalyst for nostalgia, inducing phantom scents of childhood basements and the distinct screech of a dial-up modem. You'll become a walking portal to a simpler time—when the tax code was a slim pamphlet, not a multi-volume epic. 

So purchase for the supreme comfort, but be emotionally prepared to discuss the price of gas in 1992 with complete strangers.

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  • 80% cotton and 20% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (9 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.